It’s dangerous bumbling IRL. I’m pleased to announce that Casey has been dethroned as the youngest real life Bumbler. His name is Jack, he is 26, he asked for my number after me drinking my face off at one of my favorite beer festivals, annnnndddddd, apparently I programmed myself in his phone as Caroline “The Tongue” Smith. He just called and asked me to go to coffee.

Sweet Jesus I think I’m hilarious.