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Contrary to popular belief, the tongue is not the strongest muscle in the body. But you know what is strong??? When you program yourself in someone’s phone as First Name “The Tongue” Last name. I can’t shake Jack!

He picked up the phone and actually called me on Sunday morning asking me to go to coffee. I made a lame excuse and texted him this later:

And then…

Then we had a few exchanges about my kids, where we work, etc. As it turns out, his company works with mine and we’re getting audited. So this:

And he actually FaceTimed me. This 26 year old little nugget FaceTimed me.

I think I’m going to keep this one around for a minute. I found a nice little corner in my stable for him.