You know you’re dating in your mid 40’s and not your mid 20’s when your bumbler leaves after a sleepover and you find this on your bedroom floor the next day:
What could it be? I’ll tell you what it was. It was the goddamn Elisabeth Kubler Ross 5 stages of grief: Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. It is officially the viagra years.
The so called “little blue pill” a’int so little, people, which makes me give huge props to the marketing people at Pfizer. Laying the groundwork that little is actually big on so many levels. I get it. Mother fucking marketing geniuses.
Bumble. Stumble 
“Elisabeth Kubler Ross 5 stages of grief: Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. It is officially the viagra years.” I’m dying.
Girl, just half of that thing is worth 50 bucks. You could have some serious spending money on your hands.
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