About

When I first imagined this blog I thought it would be a super fabulous place to recreate all of the ridiculous pictures that people put in their online dating profiles that I’m just not okay with.  Because there are some doozies.  (You’ll see and you are welcome, in advance.)  But, as I was trying to see how this thing could evolve, I thought to myself, self, you do love to type some shit out,  so here goes – documenting what it’s like to be a 44 year old woman, divorced, with 2 kids ages 8 and 11, navigating the dating scene after being absent for 17 years.  (Seriously, the last time I dated, I had an indestructible Nextel phone.) Chances are if you are reading this, then you followed my CaringBridge blog last year.  So all y’all know I like to type shit out.  (If you haven’t followed, you can hit it up here –  InsaneInTheMembrane.  It’s a magical journey ladened with words like motherfucking fuck, fuck, fucker and the like.)

So, here we go, yo!  Welcome to the train wreck.